... the lengthy ritual of gearing up, outlasting the ride itself

... consulting the weather radar, only to spot more blue spots

... the post-ride bike polish becoming a routine

... the necessity of fenders against splashing mud

... battling the relentless, tiresome wind

... seeking motivation amid dreary weather

... resorting to indoor cycling for refuge

... elusive sunny forecasts, constantly changing

... enduring the saturating, persistent rain

... navigating through grime-laden roads

... confronting impassable, rugged trails

... cycling alone, as companions back out

... endless days under a monochrome sky

... the short supply of precious daylight

... the shift to cycling in long pants

Is it time for spring yet? Eager to leave behind this damp, unseasonably warm fake winter.